Clinton vows to invest in people at Graham stop
April 28, 2008
By Robert Boyer / Times-News
GRAHAM, N.C. -- Promising to "invest in the people who build America," Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Sen. Hillary Clinton brought her presidential campaign to the Graham fire station on Monday.
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Posted by MOPEDER on May 28, 2008 at 11:29am —
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Looking for something funny? Lol. Then this is for you.

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Mother Goose & Grimm (March 31, 2008)

Rubes (April 1, 2008)…
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Posted by MOPEDER on May 27, 2008 at 1:04am —
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There is a Current Events board at ICQ. It is for people that want to freely express themselves about things happening in the world today and in the past. Anyone is welcome to join. No one will be denied. Just join the board, you don't have to post anything if you don't want to.
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Posted by MOPEDER on May 27, 2008 at 1:03am —
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I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My da…
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Posted by bevy on May 26, 2008 at 9:45pm —
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BUSH BUMPER SNICKERS
That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties anyway
Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when We Need Him?
If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow…
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Posted by Mark Co on May 13, 2008 at 7:59am —
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Blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while,
He yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The boun…
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Posted by RipplingWaterz on May 9, 2008 at 8:42pm —
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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He say…
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Posted by Mark Co on May 5, 2008 at 11:42pm —
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Two blondes were sitting in colorado when one asks the other "Which do you think is closer the moon or florida?" The other one replies "helllooooooooo.... Can you see florida?"
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Posted by RipplingWaterz on May 5, 2008 at 9:00pm —
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer and n…
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Posted by RipplingWaterz on May 5, 2008 at 8:45pm —
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UPS Pilot Notes --- Get ready to laugh
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lac…
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Posted by Mark Co on May 3, 2008 at 6:59pm —
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Games for Senior Citizens...
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 Questions. . . Shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
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Posted by Mark Co on May 3, 2008 at 6:44pm —
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive , press 1 repeatedly!!!
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother S…
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Posted by Mark Co on May 3, 2008 at 6:42pm —
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